Don’t Touch THIS Turkey Because…

Once again we interviewed some turkeys as we approach the Thanksgiving holiday. Here is what they told us. They did not seem very excited about the upcoming holiday.

I am super wild and I am super fast and you will not cook me. I will hop, run and skip. You cannot catch up to me so you could not cook me. You will get tired in a minute. Your turkey-not-alegs will say, ” AAAAAAAAAH!”

I am tricky because I will pretend that I am reading, but then I will scare you. You will panic a lot. I am also aggressive, I can hit you really hard. So don’t even think about getting a hand on me!

Written by Dana

I am tricky so I am going to put you in the fire because you want to eat me for din-din. (SO STOP IT!) You are not nice to me. You are the most evil person in the world, so don’t pick me.

Written by Oscar

I have venom and I will spray you with my venom and you will die. I am also wild and I will peck you with my beak. Since I am wild you do not want to pick me.

Written by Aaron

I might defend myself by pecking you. I might get very agitated and wiggle and turkey eat beefaccidentally knock you into the pond. So you don’t want to pick me.

Written by Caitlyn

I am super wild and I run really fast. I will flap my wings at you. I will also step on you because I am very mean. So don’t pick me!

Written by Christabelle

 

2 thoughts on “Don’t Touch THIS Turkey Because…

  1. Christabelle, I love all your story even when you said I will also step on you because I am very mean. That was awesome. You are the best person I ever seen in all my life.

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