With Thanksgiving quickly approaching my class decided to talk with the turkey to find out his feelings about Thanksgiving. Here are the turkey’s reasons why he does NOT think he would be a good choice for dinner.
Don’t touch THIS turkey because I am sick with the flu and I have not gotten my shot. I will make you my servant and you will do all my chores. I will slap you until you are knocked out. BYE. I want to see you next year.
Don’t touch THIS turkey because I will eat your homework, so don’t pick me kids! I jumped in the trash and I stink. I smell like raw fish.I have a strong sharp beak and I will injure you so don’t pick me.
Don’t touch THIS turkey because I also jumped in the trash and I stink. I ate slime and you will get slime in your teeth. I have fleas on me so don’t pick me.