Last summer my good friend Brian came over to my house. We played video games. Then we got bored. We decided to wrestle. I tied Brian into a pretzel. He struggled to get out of that position. Brian stayed in that position for 11 years.
When he finally figured how to get out, it was time for him to go to college. Brian wanted to be a chef. He specialized in making the best pretzels. He opened 1,000 shops. He called his pretzel shops, All Tied Up.
A Tall Tale written by JJW